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Paint Demotivational Poster

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TAGS: stoopid men ladder fall sniffingpaint
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:07 am
Less disease resistance too. Though you could look at this picture as an example of getting between harm and our family. Not shown is his wife out of frame shrieking "You were supposed to pain the hallway weeks ago!"
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.

Airsoft -

TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by psaltsman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there ph**os in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "p**** Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
f***, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad a** then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.


THINKING - Outside the box.

TAGS: rubic s cube paint
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

forseti - April 14, 2010, 3:48 pm
Also solving Rubik's Cube is not that hard (if you read the tutorial once) i like this! 5 from me! ;)

RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!

TAGS: rubix cube alterbative solution paint
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 17, 2011, 4:08 am
They suck if you have A.D.D. you keep getting distracted by shiny things...
forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:54 am
It's easy if you solved it once. There are manuals for that ;)
pzykosiz - May 16, 2011, 8:56 pm
my best was about 2:30, just cause everything fell into place well
Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 7:32 pm
5 minutes?!...I never solved it that quick and it's been so long, I probably couldn't solve it at all these days. I like Budog's paint brush idea...
forseti - May 16, 2011, 2:08 pm
It's not that difficult. I solve it in less than 5 minutes. ;)


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)




TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD

FACE PAINT - like tattoos.... only they don't last forever so there is no regret on what you get

TAGS: fish paint
Rating: 3.14/5

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TAGS: mime calendar knuckle paint
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:53 pm


The Sketch Artist -

TAGS: picasso art war artist painting
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 9, 2014, 5:33 am
I don't think he was judging everyone but then again, Hitler, the Nazi's & the 3rd Reich were at thier evil zenith then. Their policies were the total annihilation of Jewish & many other peoples they labeled as undesirable.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2014, 4:57 am
What a racist thing to say! Pablo's judging all Germans by the actions of a few.


TAGS: paint picture calendar caveman rockwell
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - December 1, 2011, 7:31 am
lol... this rocks
caveman - December 1, 2011, 6:19 am
And i'm still trying to claim my royalties on them all.



TAGS: children art paint mess
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm sorry, I think you meant to say "...need to be paddled at a young age." 5 Picasso's


TAGS: isuckatpaint humor crankyhead
Rating: 3.43/5

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Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:20 am

turns out... -

Don't worry, mister -

Disbelief -


TAGS: laziness road marking paint calendar
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:45 am
Here are two other examples: http:www.eviltrash.to/content/gallery/bd686075.jpg LOL
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:46 pm
His job was to paint the lines, not pick up fallen branches. It would be an unfair labor practice for him to work out of his classification.
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:40 pm
I love this one.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 4:36 pm
thx! Picture 5 L, poster idea 2 L... I was lazy ;)
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 3:48 pm
5 lazy city workers. I love this one.

THE WOLF SHIRT - Taking Motifake By Storm

TAGS: i painted as many of you in as i could
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 11:01 pm
I HAVE to get me one!!!!
MO - April 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Nice, although I may have had a few flair ups recently. Snot looking good...
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 10:43 am
OMFG!! thank you airman for bringing this gem to light. that,is Hilarious!! 5 Admins @ wolfshirt!!
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:33 am
I did the same thing you did TTH.. even left you off! Look how many are still here though
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:12 pm
This one and the 4**** story of the guy taking the **** are my FAVORITE motifakes =o)
LD0ne - October 7, 2009, 8:56 am
i think i'd be sh** if i wore this shirt... hmmm...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 9:53 am
Bria....look down 3 comments.
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 7:59 am
What is MWLF? btw
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:35 am
Four inches of MWLF ... now if that don't ROCK YOUR WORLD ... try a good polka ... it's still a viable option at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2009, 1:23 am
I would never spell it like that, but thanks for the exaggeration!
Me. - July 16, 2009, 8:26 pm
I want a douchebag shirt!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
I find it very demotivating that a shirt like that even exists in the first place. Before seeing this delightfully depressing demot, I thought that wolf + abomination could only equal on thing: werewolf. But now a new contender has emerged from the pack
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 3:30 pm
It's all good Airman. I knew you loved me. tee hee.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:11 pm
I like this motifake because it's fake motivational. I do like it though, 5.
Fatt Matt - July 16, 2009, 3:09 pm
Sweet! I'm Famous, and have a killer shirt. Thanks Airman! +5 from me
LogicDude - July 16, 2009, 3:00 pm
This literally made me howl with laughter. 5 Were-Lions!
RONSART - July 16, 2009, 11:43 am
way to go Mr. Airman...I like it.
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:50 am
I could. I am not a graphics person at all. It was all in fun and nothing was directed at anyone personally... except I knew Sean kept insulin handy. I mainly just went down the list of top contributors and stuck the names in. It was fun to do though
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:47 am
Ok guys and gals.. 1) I didn't write the ad.. those remarks were there with other names. I replaced the names, with the main criteria being if a name would fit.. so Mooooooooo, you got that one cuz it was the only one you would fit in. I got in as many as
Arrogant Knight - July 16, 2009, 9:43 am
Sweet. ....But I was left out. It's a shame really, this could've been so much more amsome.
Shkwip - July 16, 2009, 8:31 am
This motifake cured my aids
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:41 am

This is even funnier when you go to the web site selling it and read the rest of the reviews. Jeebus, I cannot stop laughing. Airman, thanks, best laugh I have had in a while.
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:17 am

WooHoo...My powers have increased 100%, now I can go off half charged. This is great
BoneCD - July 16, 2009, 12:54 am
Way too funny Airman!!! It's a 5 Poodler
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:23 pm
LMA.... wait, what?
Sean - July 15, 2009, 10:17 pm
Yooo Hoooo! Ladies! I have insulin .... Oh, and this Wolf shirt. Seeeeeee? But I think aggy's "friend" wants to be more than that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:17 pm
I'm just gonna pretend he loves me and couldn't bring himself to say so.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 9:07 pm
Holy **** i gottta get one if dem shirts. I made myself wet just thinking bout wearing it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:06 pm
I don't really know Airman, so i'm not sure if this is supposed to be a real sh** at me or not.
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 8:52 pm
Pure Genius. Hilarious from strat to finish!!! 5XL's!!!!

THE IRON - Did I leave it on?

" OW, SO CUTE " - Is what I would say if this painting wasn't Hitler's work.


YOU ARE THE ARTIST - The world you paint is up to you

TAGS: you are artist paint world
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 16, 2011, 8:01 am
I finally got it uploaded, I didn't see the upload tab. I have to admit I am technologically challenged.
forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am
very nice! 5 brushes
house - June 16, 2011, 7:30 am
don't have to create all over again, just give it the same title....its only for approval purposes. poster will look exactly the same as you have it here......5L by the way, great work
Budog - June 16, 2011, 7:13 am
It won't let me do it... It says enter a title, so I would have to create the poster all over again. But I will know about Mototwist for future reference.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2011, 7:09 am

same....same not sdame....d*** me and my large fingers...and other extremities...lol
Reality Lord - June 16, 2011, 7:08 am

just upload the sdame file to motitwist. and good call Vedekt...ty.
Budog - June 16, 2011, 6:48 am
Verdeckt I didn't. Do I have to rebuilt the whole poster or can I download the one already made? BTW, thanks...
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 6:40 am
Nice... Did you put it on MotiTwist?


TAGS: cars fender rerun scratch paint
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

mariand - December 9, 2011, 5:10 pm
LOL... cool buckle... I guess it's used also as a shield


TAGS: painting by numbers
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:22 pm
Creativity bound is tragic, but creativity that can flourish within... that's genius.



TAGS: ms paint rate motifake approval
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:51 pm
I'm keeping it zipped... mouth and pants.
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 10:50 pm
Awesome statement. 5L
Cubbybear - January 30, 2011, 10:49 pm


TAGS: painting color samples choices nightmare
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Interesting picture... kinda mosaic.

CHANGE - It can be hard at times, but it can keep you from being identified.

TAGS: vans p*** paint
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 10:57 am
Looks like the possum van from the Red Green show.


TAGS: painter wanted good painter needed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - August 7, 2014, 11:38 pm
Great creation, Vernie!
lgvernon - August 7, 2014, 11:05 pm

I was filling up my truck a couple days a go and looked over to see this. I'm glad to know I can still be surprised.
Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:58 pm
Hahaha. I don't remember accepting a paint job but then I don't remember alot of things... :)

Panda -



TAGS: mspaint help lines
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 22, 2013, 9:47 am
Maybe if she wasn't wearing such tight jeans...?
Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 3:01 am
Wow! That azz goes all the way down to her knees.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am
Nope not on backwards...just shifted.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am
Hun...ain't nothing available for a puter that's gonna help...teehee
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:07 am
Stare at the poster for 10 seconds and see what happens...the image gets burned into your retina!
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:06 am
I know! The image only seems to get bigger Papa!
GaryO - March 19, 2013, 9:01 pm
True, but MSpaint is improved…aaaaand, a bit of help with Gimp (free) does a lot…if you don’t care to lay out the cash. BTW, Virginia there seems to have her hind end on backwards. Correction, West Virginia
mariand - March 19, 2013, 8:47 pm
MS paint is outdated...for better results use ph**oshop...
Greeny - March 19, 2013, 7:19 pm
Holy Cow!
PapaFox - March 19, 2013, 4:45 pm

NO TUNNELS - Unless it's a Renoir

Rainforest Renaissance -

Hair Dye -

Record Breaker -

TAGS: car pimp painted
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:36 am
Hope you're posting this at Motofake too!

TODDLERS - They might just be the next Picasso

TAGS: kids paints parody
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by trek

Iconoclast - February 6, 2013, 10:20 pm
Is that Al Fresco?
falloutghoul - February 6, 2013, 8:47 am
Or the next Fresco.

ONLY IN A TWISTED WORLD - A painting might cost 22 million dollars BUt millions of humans lifes might worth nothing


P a i n t i n g -

Photograph of a mirror on an easel in the desert that looks like a painting -

TAGS: painting
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

forseti - April 20, 2013, 12:15 pm
Once... A Bob Ross innuendo would have been nice. ;-)
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:38 pm
Had to be a mirror. No painter would have put those little branches at the edge of his composition.
CloudchaserS - April 17, 2013, 11:54 am
Once. And I'm drunk (day sleeper, right now is my evening). And I still got it.

tunnels -

Edible Spray Paint -

HEARING AIDS - The pioneers They were doing it wrong Yet you have to give it up to their dedication

TAGS: painting
Rating: 3.88/5

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STICKMEN - It’s only the simplest of discoveries that keeps them going.

TAGS: stickmen ms paint omg no hands
Rating: 3.19/5

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kristenloveschris - April 1, 2011, 8:56 am
Hahahaha that's epic!!!

FREE ENERGY - Just wrap Jimi or John in some copper wire and place between magnets.

IPOD TOUCH - Feel the power of the iPod!

TAGS: ipod touch ipod painting wizard boy
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by bs722

Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:31 am
1L-no funny


AND THEN I TOLD HER - Be Sure You Put The Lid On Tight Before You Drive Off

TAGS: paint slop
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Rirgir - January 10, 2011, 7:27 am
The irony of the Tub saying, "Smile"
Derek - March 14, 2010, 4:26 pm

YOUR KEYBOARD - It is so dull in comparison.

TAGS: keyboard dull artistic painting
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Thank goodness

Funny -

TAGS: painting alexdk reply
Rating: 2.33/5

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Kada - June 8, 2009, 6:20 pm

MS PAINT - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: j35u5m4 ms paint youre doing it wrong fail
Rating: 1.96/5

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Waffles - November 14, 2008, 1:08 pm
W/E. MS Paint is win


TAGS: paint
Rating: 1.82/5

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Silvermist - April 21, 2009, 6:55 pm
YAY!!! >.< goosebumps!!

MS PAINT - It's just aint Photoshop

TAGS: ms paint lol funny awesome obama ph**oshop bush pamela anderson
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by Josef

agdaniele - March 28, 2009, 8:53 pm
Rogue apostrophe!!!

PAINT ROLLED! - Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...on paint!

TAGS: rick roll paint
Rating: 1.33/5

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Khatmonsuk - January 17, 2009, 3:13 pm
His hair on the picture is way too red =(.

Wet Paint (Special thanks to mizzdizz for inspiration) -

TAGS: wet paint stars universe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Bandit5906 - June 2, 2015, 3:09 pm
And completely true, too!
JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 11:55 am
Thanks ;)
mizzdizz - June 2, 2015, 11:43 am
I knew you'd do something totally cool JW! 5L!

Look Again -

Apology -

GaryO's Pasttimes -

TAGS: paint roller
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - February 13, 2015, 7:49 pm
Yer not helping, mariand. Where you been, man?
mariand - February 13, 2015, 5:59 pm
hehehe... those years when he tried to wrote his name on the road?...(G)line line dot (A)dot line (R)dot line dot (Y)line dot line line (O)line line line
rerun - January 17, 2015, 7:12 pm

three stripes & he's out.
GaryO - January 17, 2015, 5:53 pm
Hey. When I do lines, I DO LINES! ('twice'...cute)
lgvernon - January 17, 2015, 1:14 pm

Looks like he's been down this road before, Uggie. Twice!
GaryO - January 16, 2015, 11:20 pm
well, what took ya so long

Hanging around -

TAGS: kinda painted himself into a corner didnt he
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:57 pm
LOL! Hope its a warm dry day! Guess he's gonna find out what its like to sit around watching paint dry! 5L

Small World -